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As a tribute to:

Mrs. Gumaer, who was my beloved 3rd grade teacher
Dennis Rodriguez's girlfriend, whose name I now forgot
Brooke, the lifeguard at the pool in our apartment complex
Ron Solomon's mom
Lynn Jennings, prettiest girl in the neighborhood
Nancy Rake, the new girl in 7th grade
That one girl in high school with the raven black hair
Another Nancy with long black hair
That other Nancy with long black hair
Our bass player's brother-in-law's girlfriend
Two beautiful sisters from Bridgeport or maybe Lyncourt
A nice girl from Canajoharie
A nice lady from the North Side or maybe Eastwood
A series of friendly women from Ithaca or possibly Cornell
Barbara Luna, playing Gatita from Wild Wild West
Barbara Luna, playing Lt. Marlena Moreau from ST: TOS
Diana Rigg as Emma Peel
Elizabeth Montgomery, playing Serena from Bewitched
Barbara Eden, playing Jeannie's sister
Nova, from the Planet of the Apes movie
that one Playboy centerfold, with the jeans
Lois Lane, by Bruce Timm
Wonder Woman, by Bruce Timm
Viper, as drawn by Bruce Timm
Mantis, drawn by Bruce Timm
Contessa, drawn by Bruce Timm
Gamora, drawn by Jim Starlin
Leiko Wu, as drawn by Paul Gulacy
Veronica, by Dan De Carlo
Dale, as drawn by Al Williamson
Sif, as drawn by Jack Kirby
Eve, as drawn by Wally Wood
P'Gell, by Will Eisner
Sand Sarif, by Will Eisner
Hannah Dundee, by Mark Schultz
Girl on the River, as drawn by Frank Frazetta
Moon Maid, by Frazetta
Cave Girl, by Frazetta
Thuvia, Maid of Mars, by Frazetta
Princess Dian of Pellucidar, by Frazetta

"Because" by the DC5
"Needles and Pins" by the Searchers
"Time of the Season" by the Zombies
"Some Other Guy" by the Beatles
"Another Girl" by the Beatles
"I Wanna Be Your Man" by the Beatles
"Honey Don't" by the Beatles
"What Goes On" by the Beatles
"Think For Yourself" by the Beatles
"I Want to Tell You" by the Beatles
"Within You Without You" by the Beatles
"Time Is On My Side" by the Rolling Stones
"It's All Over Now" by the Rolling Stones
"Heart of Stone" by the Rolling Stones
"I'm Free" by the Rolling Stones
"As Tears Go By" by the Rolling Stones
"Under My Thumb" by the Rolling Stones
"Live with Me" by the Rolling Stones
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking" by the Rolling Stones
"Bitch" by the Rolling Stones
"Dead Flowers" by the Rolling Stones
"Ain't Too Proud to Beg" by the Rolling Stones
"Miss You" by the Rolling Stones
"When the Whip Comes Down" by the Rolling Stones
"Just My Imagination" by the Rolling Stones
"Some Girls" by the Rolling Stones
"Lies" by the Rolling Stones
"Lies" by the Knickerbockers
"Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers
"I Think We're Alone Now" by Tommy James & the Shondells
"The Night Has a Thousand Eyes" by Gary Lewis & the Playboys
"This Diamond Ring" by Gary Lewis & the Playboys
"Love Potion #9" by Gary Lewis & the Playboys
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" by the Beach Boys
"Bus Stop" by the Hollies
"Sunshine of Your Love" by Cream
"I've Got Something I Want to Tell You" by the Small Faces
"Stepping Stone" by the Monkees
"She" by The Monkees
"Light My Fire" by the Doors
"Love Me Two Times" by the Doors
"Moonlight Drive" by the Doors
"Hello, I Love You" by the Doors
"Touch Me" by the Doors
"You Make Me Real" by the Doors
"The Girl I Love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair" by Led Zeppelin
"Maybe I'm a Leo" by Deep Purple
"Suffragette City" by David Bowie
"The Jean Genie" by David Bowie
"Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie
"Strutter" by KISS
"Black Diamond" by KISS
"Goin' Blind" by KISS
"Hotter Than Hell" by KISS
"She" by KISS
"God of Thunder" by KISS
"Great Expectations" by KISS
"Do You Love Me?" by KISS
"I Want You" by KISS
"Calling Dr. Love" by KISS
"Love Gun" by KISS
"I Was Made For Lovin' You" by KISS
"Sure Know Somethin'" by KISS
"Is It My Body" by Alice Cooper
"Under My Wheels" by Alice Cooper
"Muscle of Love" by Alice Cooper
"Lord of the Thighs" by Aerosmith
"Woman of the World" by Aerosmith
"Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
"Big Ten Inch" by Aerosmith
"Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
"You See Me Crying" by Aerosmith
"Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith
"Last Child" by Aerosmith
"Get It Up" by Aerosmith
"Sight for Sore Eyes" by Aerosmith
"Career of Evil" by Blue Oyster Cult
"Shot Down in Flames" by AC/DC
"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
"Speak Now" by Cheap Trick
"Don't Touch Me There" by the Tubes
"Eruption" by Van Halen
"You Really Got Me" by Van Halen
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
"I'm the One" by Van Halen
"Jamie's Crying" by Van Halen
"Feel Your Love Tonight" by Van Halen
"Little Dreamer" by Van Halen
"Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen
"Outta Love Again" by Van Halen
"Everybody Wants Some" by Van Halen
"So This Is Love" by Van Halen
"One Foot Out the Door" by Van Halen
"Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen
"I'll Wait" by Van Halen
"Piece of Your Action" by Motley Crue
"Looks That Kill" by Motley Crue
"Too Young to Fall in Love" by Motley Crue
"Wild Side" by Motley Crue
"Girls, Girls, Girls" by Motley Crue
"Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)" by Motley Crue
"Somebody Else Been Shaking Your Tree" by ZZ Top
"Tush" by ZZ Top
"It's Only Love" by ZZ Top
"Fool For Your Stockings" by ZZ Top
"Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent
"First I Look At the Purse" by the J. Geils Band
"Wasted" by Def Leppard
"Rocks Off" by Def Leppard
"Women" by Def Leppard
"Love Bites" by Def Leppard
"Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard
"Hysteria" by Def Leppard
"Back for More" by Ratt
"You're in Love" by Ratt
"Lay It Down" by Ratt
"Dance" by Ratt
"Body Talk" by Ratt
"I Want a Woman" by Ratt
"Wild Child" by W.A.S.P.
"Sex Action" by L.A. Guns
"The Chase Is Better Than The Catch" by Motorhead
"Women in Uniform" by Iron Maiden
"Stop and Think It Over" by the Compulsive Gamblers
"Scorpio" by Baby Woodrose

and probably some songs by

The Yardbirds
The Animals
The Kinks
The Who
The Troggs
Them
Joan Jett
Skid Row
Benny Mardones
Guns and Roses
New York Dolls
The Stooges
The Ramones
Backyard Babies
Hellacopters

Here are a couple random images.

And these quotes:

"Until that time she puts my heart at ease/
There's nothin' shakin' but the leaves on the trees."

"Nothin' Shakin' (But the Leaves on the Trees)" - Eddie Fontaine

"I said 'I'm so happy, I could die'/
She said 'Drop dead' and left with another guy."

"(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes" - Elvis Costello

"She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton/
Back in 1965/
She had legs that never ended/
I was halfway paralyzed."

"Behind the Wall of Sleep" - The Smithereens